Welcome to Hotamighty Apparel, LLC, where fashion meets passion and all things “ASS” have finally found a worthy home on the internet. Founded in 2024 by artist and famous Last Of The Mohicans actor (Soldier #1), Curtis Gaston (gASSton),our mission is to create high-quality ASS apparel that not only looks great but also feels great. We believe that ASS clothing is more than just a necessity—it's a form of self-expression. At Hotamighty Apparel, we make t-shirts and other apparel and merchandise that takes the original name of a state, city or school and twists it into something clever, stupid, funny and slightly ireverrant:
GASSTONIA
DALLAS
GASSTON COUNTY
ASSHEVILLE
TEXASS
FLORIDASS
KANNAPOLASS
ATLANTASS
KANSASS
LAS VEGASS
LOS ANGELASS
MONTANASS
MASSACHUSETTS
NEBRASSKA
TALLAHASSEE
WASSHINGTON
ASSPEN…

You get it.

At Hotamighty Apparel, we’re dedicated to sustainable practices, sourcing eco-friendly materials, and ensuring ethical production processes for all of our ASS merchandise. That’s why we use Printful.com for all of our merch. Each ASS piece (or piece of ASS?) is thoughtfully designed to combine style, comfort, and durability, so you can wear our ASS clothing confidently, no matter the ASS occasion.

Our ASS team is made up of passionate individuals who love what they do. We draw inspiration from the latest ASS trends, timeless ASS classics, and the diverse ASS world around us. Whether you’re looking for casual ASS wear, ASS activewear, or something special for a night out of ASS, we’ve got your ASS covered.

Join us on this ASS journey of ASS style and sustainability, and discover how Hotamighty Apparel can elevate your ASS wardrobe. Thank you for supporting a ASS brand that values quality, integrity, creativity and ASS.

Explore our ASS collections and find your new ASS favorites today!

Curtis Gaston
CEO